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sevistheman:

demundean:

you know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? harry using lumos at privet drive in prisoner of azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! Harry Potter WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT’S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

YES THANK YOU THIS REALLY UPSETS ME

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spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

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sexyseventhgrader:

it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods

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shitsuren-chama:

hunting-the-multifandoms:

james-st-james:

sex.

MY COUSIN DRESSES LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME AND ITS SO HARD T OSPEAK BECAUSE HES FIT AND ITS DIFFICULT TO THINK LIKE THAT OF YOUR COUSIN BUT HES FIT AND Srxyedctfvgybuhijnmok,pl

It absolutely blows me away that someone managed to put a hood and 4 pockets on a blazer

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neilnevins:

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jumpingjacktrash:

sikssaapo-p:

15 styles of distorted thinking

STOP SCROLLING.
if you are not on guard for these they will own you.
yes, i mean you. i mean me. i mean everyone.

jumpingjacktrash:

sikssaapo-p:

15 styles of distorted thinking

STOP SCROLLING.

if you are not on guard for these they will own you.

yes, i mean you. i mean me. i mean everyone.

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oishiiasfuck:

Remember that time all the Pokemon just ate good-ass looking food in the middle of the forest and got drunk.

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